Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

In this thread, someone posts a weird, crazy or unlogic question, and the next poster will give a weird, crazy or unlogic answer back.

Example:

Poster1:
Why is my cat stoned?

Poster2:
Because he ate the window again.

Why are you dancing with your sister's pink miniskirt on?

Poster3:
Because he's in love with you.

What is the speed of chocolate?

Etc, etc, etc. I think that everyone gets it now. All the main forum rules apply, no offensive content, you know the drill.

Okay, I'll start this game:

Old sock + mold jelly bean = MoldJellySockShipping?

No, that would be a glass of toast.

What is a cow made of?

cow is made up of Miltank and Tauros and Candy

you didnt ask a question! thus killing the thread... banned!




no i will not marry you, what gave you that impression?

opps i did forget XD epp lol

BACK ON TOPIC: Buttermils pancakes thats why

Bear?

of course, its high in protien and delicious

i dont think thats normal, can everyone do that?

Only if the tomatoes want it.

Why are you dancing with your sister's pink miniskirt on?

that's not my sister its my brother (i donr have any sisters )

Arceus went where?

To the Burger King.

You brother has a pink miniskirt?

no he dont XD he has a mouse o.o


Recruiting Arceus is? o.O

Recruting magicarp? Yes.


Do I have a purple miniskirt?

no you have a viewtiful joe costume on.

12-6 cloud. yes or no?

Inside the purple microwave.

-50% discount?

At the dollar shop, why not?


Is arceus a cheese nip?

no hes the galactic overlord rick astley.



We're no strangers to love
You know the rules ... and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm ... thinkin' of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you ... understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other ... for so long
Your heart's been aching, but ... you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been ... goin' on
We know the game and we're ... gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're to ... blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Oooooooooh ... give you up
Oooooooooh ... give you up

Never gonna give never gonna give
Give you up
Never gonna give never gonna give
Give you up

We've known each other ... for so long
Your heart's been aching, but ... you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been ... goin' on
We know the game and we're ... gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you ... understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you?

um fudge cakes o.O


Pie?

Since all the corndogs were gone.

Why do I like to

L.F.D.

o.O bunny rabbit??????


Cheese101?

This is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And i liked to take a minute
And sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where i spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air i pegged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket so i put my walkman on and said i might as well kick it

first class yo this is bad drinkin orange juice out of a champaine glass is this what the people of bel air live like hmm this might be allright but wait i hear persy boy liein is this the type of place they should send this cool cat i don't think so we'll see when i get there i hope they're prepared for the prince of bel air

well ah when the plain landed and i came out there was a dude that looked like a cop standin there with my name out i aint tryin to get arrested yet i just got here i sprang with the quickness of lightning and dissapeared I whistled for a cab
And when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything i can say this cab is rare
But i thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And i yelled to the cabyo homes smell ya later
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

whos the fresh prince of bel air now?

Pink microwaves don't to the tango.

What's the strength of chocolate?

ITS POWAH LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!!

is it a good idea to microwave this?